Date: Sunday, 4/6/2008
Subject: Matt Chico healing process
Matt Chico is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 4/10/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Cleveland Pack
Dear Sir,
Cleveland Pack has an ERA of 5.40 at AA Tennessee Smokies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of John Santor
Dear Sir,
John Santor shouldn't play at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .186 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/11/2008
Subject: Status of Alfredo Francisco
Dear Sir,
Alfredo Francisco shouldn't play at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .241 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Scott Layfield
Date: Friday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Progress of Darin Downs
Dear Sir,
Darin Downs has nothing more to prove at A Chico Heat!
He has an ERA of 2.53 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/17/2008
Subject: Status of Joseph Poland
Dear Sir,
Joseph Poland shouldn't play at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .226 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/20/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Johnny Damon
Date: Saturday, 5/24/2008
Subject: Joseph Poland learns new position
Joseph Poland has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "6" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Matt Morris
Date: Thursday, 5/29/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Mike Crudale
Date: Wednesday, 6/4/2008
Subject: Status of Pablo Santos
Dear Sir,
Pablo Santos shouldn't play at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .222 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Mario Encarnacion
Date: Saturday, 6/7/2008
Subject: Daniel Moore healing process
Daniel Moore is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/15/2008
Subject: Status of Carlos Ramirez
Dear Sir,
Carlos Ramirez has an AVG of .157 at AA Tennessee Smokies!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/16/2008
Subject: Status of Adam Miller
Dear Sir,
Adam Miller has an ERA of 7.48 at AA Tennessee Smokies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/17/2008
Subject: Status of Michael Ulrich
Dear Sir,
Michael Ulrich has an AVG of .170 at AA Tennessee Smokies!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/20/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Javier Valentin
Date: Monday, 6/23/2008
Subject: Status of Matt Chico
Dear Sir,
Matt Chico has problems at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an ERA of 5.55, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/23/2008
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Cliff Floyd
Date: Monday, 6/23/2008
Subject: Status of Manuel Loera
Dear Sir,
Manuel Loera isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .156, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/25/2008
Subject: Progress of Curt Mccaulley
Dear Sir,
Curt Mccaulley has nothing more to prove at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .393 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/1/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/2/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/2/2008
Subject: Status of Edgardo Baez
Dear Sir,
Edgardo Baez has an AVG of .247 at AA Tennessee Smokies!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/3/2008
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/11/2008
Subject: Status of Hernan Castillo
Dear Sir,
Hernan Castillo has an ERA of 5.01 at AA Tennessee Smokies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/24/2008
Subject: Status of David Ruano
Dear Sir,
David Ruano shouldn't play at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .242 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/28/2008
Subject: Jason Bourgeois
Jason Bourgeois is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 7/29/2008
Subject: Status of Terry Austin
Dear Sir,
Terry Austin isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Tennessee Smokies!
He has an AVG of .245, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 8/1/2008
Subject: Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/11/2008
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/13/2008
Subject: Status of Daniel Moore
Dear Sir,
Daniel Moore has an ERA of 5.46 at AA Tennessee Smokies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/1/2008
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Ryan Madson
Date: Wednesday, 10/15/2008
Subject: Jason Bourgeois healing process
Jason Bourgeois is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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