Date: Sunday, 4/13/2012
Subject: Brian Snyder learns new position
Brian Snyder has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "7" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Progress of Manuel Altamirano
Dear Sir,
Manuel Altamirano has nothing more to prove at A Rancho Cucamonga Quakes!
He has an AVG of .333 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Steven Heist
Dear Sir,
Steven Heist has an AVG of .200 at AA Arkansas Travelers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Eric Aybar
Dear Sir,
Eric Aybar shouldn't play at AA Arkansas Travelers!
He has an AVG of .225 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Jordan Renz
Dear Sir,
Jordan Renz isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Arkansas Travelers!
He has an AVG of .198, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/17/2012
Subject: Status of James Loeffler
Dear Sir,
James Loeffler has problems at AA Arkansas Travelers!
He has an ERA of 6.75, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/18/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Wil Nieves
Date: Sunday, 5/18/2012
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jason Romano
Date: Wednesday, 5/21/2012
Subject: Jared Abruzzo learns new position
Jared Abruzzo has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/24/2012
Subject: Tsutomu Kaoru learns new position
Tsutomu Kaoru has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/25/2012
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Tripper Johnson
Date: Thursday, 5/29/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Jesus Talamantez
Date: Thursday, 6/5/2012
Subject: Status of Barney Saez
Dear Sir,
Barney Saez has problems at AA Arkansas Travelers!
He has an ERA of 5.19, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/6/2012
Subject: Cordell Esquivel failed learning new position
Cordell Esquivel doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Catcher.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 6/15/2012
Subject: Status of Sidney Jones
Dear Sir,
Sidney Jones shouldn't play at AA Arkansas Travelers!
He has an AVG of .247 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/5/2012
Subject: Andy Marte failed learning new position
Andy Marte doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 7/10/2012
Subject: Paul Warner learns new position
Paul Warner has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 9/2/2012
Subject: Progress of Alex Alvarez
Dear Sir,
Alex Alvarez has nothing more to prove at A Rancho Cucamonga Quakes!
He has an AVG of .324 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/3/2012
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Chris Narveson
Date: Wednesday, 9/17/2012
Subject: Progress of Charles Drost
Dear Sir,
Charles Drost is hitting the ball well at A Rancho Cucamonga Quakes!
He has an AVG of .306, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 10/25/2012
Subject: Jesus Ortiz defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Jesus Ortiz defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Saturday, 10/25/2012
Subject: Silvio Bañuelos defected and enters league.
27 year old Second Base Silvio Bañuelos defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
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